p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

mole:

looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm
scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are